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Vol 730 - Sept 17, 2008 - Strange British Business Signs
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- NEW! - MySpace Members - Please NOTE that we have just added a TAB on each Joke Page and Image Page that NOW Makes it Easy for you to add "Strange" Items to your Individual MySpace pages! Just CLICK on the Bottom Right MySpace ICON! It's Quick & Easy! ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Quotes About Themselves - Famous People "I say I'm Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin all wrapped up into one. If I die early ... I'll be just like those guys." - Dennis Rodman, 1997 "I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults." - David Lee Roth "It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher." - Linda Evangelista, 1997 "If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect." - Ted Turner "There's something about me that makes a lot of people want to throw up." - Pat Boone ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Some Strange British Signs British Signs Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== STRANGE CONCEPT CARS - 1962 FORD SEATTLE-ITE - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/141965.html OLD MAGAZINE ADS - SODA POP FOR BABY? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/142022.html STRANGE OLD TRIKE - LOOKS LIKE A BATHTUB! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/142302.html TOWING A SMALL HOUSE TRAILER PROBLEMS - 1 - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/142670.html STRANGE "CHROME" HUMMER! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/142676.html STRANGE RED GTO CONVERTIBLE - "THE MONKEE'S" CARS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/142722.html STRANGE 1957 CHEVY STRETCH LIMO! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/142726.html STRANGE ROCK FORMATION - WEDGED INTO CREEK BED! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/142749.html STRANGE OLD PIX - MT RUSHMORE - ABE LINCOLNS NOSE! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/142750.html STRANGE WAL-MART CAKE DECORATOR - TAKES INSTRUCTIONS LITERALLY! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/142751.html STRANGE POLAR BEAR AND HIS PAL HUSKY - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/142798.html WORK VEHICLES - FULLY LOADED - 5 - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/142830.html STRANGE STRETCH '59 CADDY - PINK! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/142836.html OUCH! - PAIRS FIGURE SKATERS GET CONFUSED AS TO WHO SHOULD LIFT WHOM! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/142854.html STRANGE OLD WOODEN BICYCLE FOUND IN CHINA - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/142855.html TRAFFIC CLASS IS CANCELED! - CAR CRASHES THRU WALL! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/142856.html APACHE AH-64 ATTACK HELO - WITH OUTSIDE OBSERVER! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/142857.html DRIVING YOUR HOT CAR IN PHOENIX IN THE SUMMER! - BASEBALL MITTS! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/142858.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - Strange Business Buildings - Companies - Vehicles - Designs http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/category/100435_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week The 20 Strangest Flavors of Japanese Ice Cream - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/142150.html Strange Medical Experiments - Scientists Recreate Polio Virus! - Scary! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/142859.html Strange Hockey Stories - Denmark Waits 50 Years to Play Canada - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/142860.html Strange Earth - Deepest Ocean Point Over 7 MIles Down! - Mariana's Trench! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/142861.html Strange Cow Milking Stunt OVER St. Louis! - Fresh Milk Cartons Parachute Down! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/142863.html You Might Be From Texas if......... - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/114764.html Fun Facts About California - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/108517.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Work, Job, Corporate - Boss Jokes & Business Humor http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/119_1.html ================================== Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/ Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/ Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/ Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/ Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/ All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/ Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/ Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/ Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/ Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/ Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/ Hurricanes - Lightning Tsunamis - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/ ========================== ********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!) 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