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Vol 733 - Sept 28, 2008 - Hillbilly Medical Terms
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- NEW! - MySpace Members - Please NOTE that we have just added a TAB on each Joke Page and Image Page that NOW Makes it Easy for you to add "Strange" Items to your Individual MySpace pages! Just CLICK on the Bottom Right MySpace ICON! It's Quick & Easy! ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Quotes - 'Cheap Shots' About Men and Women "A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often." - Oliver Herford "Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body." - John Vanbrugh "The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is." - Helen Rowland "Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking." - Rupert Hughes "Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson "Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in." - Katharine Whitehorn "Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses." - Elizabeth Taylor ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - Hillbilly Medical Terms Hillbilly Medical Terms Benign..........................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria. Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan........................Searching for Kitty. Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her. Colic............................A sheep dog. Coma...........................A punctuation mark. D&C............................Where Washington is. Dilate...........................To live long. Enema..........................Not a friend. Fester...........................Quicker than someone else. Fibula...........................A small lie. G.I.Series....................World Series of military baseball. Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on. Impotent......................Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff................A Doctor's cane. Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates. Node...........................I knew it. Outpatient...................A person who has fainted. Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test. Pelvis...........................Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative.............A letter carrier. Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery. Rectum.......................Damn near killed him. Secretion.....................Hiding something Seizure........................Roman emperor. Tablet.........................A small table. Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport. Tumor..........................More than one. Urine..........................Opposite of mine. 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