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Vol 734 - Oct. 01, 2008 - You Might be in Edication if......
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- NEW! - MySpace Members - Please NOTE that we have just added a TAB on each Joke Page and Image Page that NOW Makes it Easy for you to add "Strange" Items to your Individual MySpace pages! Just CLICK on the Bottom Right MySpace ICON! It's Quick & Easy! ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Celeb Quotes: You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. - Mike Tyson The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl. - Joan Rivers I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five. - Mick Jagger It's a drag having to wear socks during matches, because the tan, like, stops at the ankles. I can never get my skin, like, color coordinated. - Monica Seles Sometimes I feel like an old hooker. - Cher ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - You might be in Education if.. You might be in Education if ... 1. You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. 2. You find humor in other people's stupidity. 3. You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the report card. 4. When out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at a child you do not know and correct their behavior. 5. When you mention "vegetables" you're not talking about a food group. 6. You think people should be required to get a government permit to reproduce. 7. You laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the "lounge". 8. You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac. 9. You can't have children because there's no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it uttered. 10. You think caffeine should be available to staff in IV form. 11. You want to choke a person who says, "Oh, you must have such fun every day. This must be like playtime for you." 12. 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