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Vol 735 - Oct. 05, 2008 - Strange Fascinating Facts
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- NEW! - MySpace Members - Please NOTE that we have just added a TAB on each Joke Page and Image Page that NOW Makes it Easy for you to add "Strange" Items to your Individual MySpace pages! Just CLICK on the Bottom Right MySpace ICON! It's Quick & Easy! ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Insults % Quotes I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body. - Walter Matthau (to Barbra Streisand) Elizabeth Taylor looks like two small boys fighting underneath a thick blanket. - Mr. Blackwell She's like an apple turnover that got crushed in a grocery bag on a hot day. - Camille Paglia (about Drew Barrymore) It's a new low for actresses when you have to wonder what's between her ears instead of her legs. - Katherine Hepburn (about Sharon Stone) The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered. - Johnny Carson ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Fascinating Facts Fascinating Facts: Trivial Pursuit Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? A. Conception. Q. Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it? A. Skinny dipping. Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A. Their birthplace. This is propinquity. Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? A. Obsession Q. More women do this in the bathroom than men. A. Wash their hands. Women: 80%, men: 55%. Q. What do 100% of all lottery winners do? A. Gain weight. Q. In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell. A. Banana. Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand. Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windscreen wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All invented by women. Q. Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men. A. Change their underwear. Q. This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous. A. A kiss. Q. This is the only food that doesn't spoil. A. Honey. Q. 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this? A. Have a look in your medicine cabinet. Q. 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this. A. Wear underwear. Q. What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, and 9% carbon dioxide? A. A fart. ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== STRANGE FISH FACE IN THE WATER - LIPS ONLY! FEED ME! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/143173.html BIRD AND FLYING WASP FACE OFF! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/143342.html US TREASURY DEPARTMENT ISSUES NEW DOLLAR AFTER THE MASSIVE WALL STREET BAILOUT! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/143368.html STRANGE 'RAINBOW CLOUD' FORMATIONS - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/143011.html SEAGULL RUINS THAT SPECIAL "TITANIC" MOMENT! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/143431.html STRANGE OLDE PIX - 1924 LADY IN A TINY TOY CAR! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/143432.html OLD GLASS PUMP GAS STATION WITH GREAT OLD ADVERTISING SIGNS! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/143433.html STRANGE RUSSIAN CAT & DOG TOMBSTONES AND GRAVE SITES - 3 - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/143453.html BEAUTIFUL HONG KONG - HARBOR - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/143456.html STRANGE GARAGE - DOOR PAINTED LIKE AN ESCALATOR! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/143463.html STRANGE ICE HOTEL AND BAR - BARROOM - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/143478.html STRANGE LAMBORGHINI DISPLAY - ON TEA CUPS! - 1 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/143493.html STRANGE "HANDS" FACE! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/143495.html DANGEROUS STORMS - SHIP CRASHING THROUGH HUGE WAVE! - 1 - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/143498.html BICYCLE SECURITY - BE SURE TO LOCK UP BOTH WHEELS! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/143520.html STRANGE CONCEPT CARS - CHRYSLER 'DIABLO!' - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/143530.html STRANGE TRUCK SCULPTURE - SNAKY! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/143531.html COOL 1950'S KAISER SPECIAL PICKUP - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/143547.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - STRANGE RELIGION PICTURES - MOSLEM - HINDU - CATHOLIC - JEW - PROTESTANT http://www.strangepersons.com/content/category/100284_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week 20 Strange Alternative Uses for Vodka! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/143134.html Strange Facts About Moose and What They Eat! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/143371.html The Strange and Tragic Story of President Franklin Pierce - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/143372.html The Strange History of Battle Creek Mich - The World's Cereal Bowl - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/143373.html Jewish Personal Ads - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/105993.html Ecumenical Thoughts - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/101881.html Man Buys 'Religious' Bra - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/101137.html The Bible for Dummies - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/103607.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Religious Humor - Christians, Jews, Catholic, Amish, etc. http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/113_1.html ================================== Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/ Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/ Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/ Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/ Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/ All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/ Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/ Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/ Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/ Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/ Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/ Hurricanes - Lightning Tsunamis - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/ ========================== ********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!) 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