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Vol 736 - Oct. 08, 2008 - You Might Be From Canada if..........
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- NEW! - MySpace Members - Please NOTE that we have just added a TAB on each Joke Page and Image Page that NOW Makes it Easy for you to add "Strange" Items to your Individual MySpace pages! Just CLICK on the Bottom Right MySpace ICON! It's Quick & Easy! ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Quotations about the Stock Market and Investing "I made my money by selling too soon. " - Bernard Baruch (1870-1965) financier & economist "If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in." - Confucius (551BC - 479BC) philosopher "An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. " - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) author, printer, inventor, diplomat, scientist "Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it." - Will Rogers (1879 - 1935) cowboy, entertainer, humorist When asked what the stock market will do, J.P Morgan (1837-1913) (banker, financier, businessman) replied:"It will fluctuate." "The most valuable things in life are not measured in monetary terms. The really important things are not houses and lands, stocks and bonds, automobiles and real state, but friendships, trust, confidence, empathy, mercy, love and faith." Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) philosopher & mathematician "Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered." - Anonymous "Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars." Bernard Baruch (1870-1965) financier & economist ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - - You May Be From Canada If Submitted by J, L, CR & TJ Morrison You May Be From Canada If You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk." You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. You drink pop, not soda. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion and many more are Canadians. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian! You know what a touque is. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee". Your local newspaper covers the national news on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and roadwork. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan." (Sas-Kat-chew-wan) You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada." You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary and more polite than, "Huh?" You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all of your Canadian friends! Then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them...further. ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== STRANGE "POPEMOBILES" THRU THE YEARS - 1920'S - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/143137.html AMAZING CRYSTAL CLEAR TROPICAL WATER - RAINBOW! - FISH - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/143254.html STRANGE 'RAINBOW CLOUD' FORMATIONS - MOUNTAINS - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/143012.html STRANGE BUSINESS LOCATION - WEIGHT WATCHERS & ICE CREAM SHOP! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/143468.html WWII - STRANGE BI-WING AIRPLANE - SHORT L-17 SCYLLA - 1 - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/143519.html COOL OFFICE CUBICLES - IRISH PUB MOTIF! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/143560.html STRANGE MOTORCYCLE - SIDE VIEW - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/143588.html HEAVY SEAS - OIL DERRICK - STORM WARNING! - 1 - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/143594.html STRANGE RACE HORSE WITH ARTIFICIAL LEG! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/143612.html STRANGE GOLD TRIKE - WITH ASIAN STATUES! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/143618.html LIZARDS - HE'S GIVING HER A HUG - HOW ABOUT A KISS BABY? - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/143621.html STRANGE MONKEY - BATH TIME! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/143644.html GRUMMAN A-6 INTRUDER CIRCLE AIRCRAFT CARRIER FOR LANDING - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/143645.html SPACE SHUTTLE DISCOVERY ON LAUNCH PAD - COOL TOP DOWN SHOT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/143646.html STRANGE "ANTLER" LADY - PERFECT PLACEMENT! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/143647.html MOM AND DAD WORRIED ABOUT COMPUTER GEEK SON - GET OFF THE INTERNET! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/143648.html HUGE SWARM OF BATS - GETTING READY FOR HALLOWEEN! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/143649.html STRANGE OLDE DOLL HOUSE CAR - FIRST CAMPER? - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/143650.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - POLICE CARS - EMERGENCY VEHICLES - FIRE TRUCKS http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/100000_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week Strange Navy History and Abraham Lincoln - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/143374.html Strange Vizier of Persia Carried His Library With Him - on 400 Camels! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/143375.html "Updated" Stock Market Terms & Phrases - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/143623.html Top Ten Signs You Chose A Bad Plastic Surgeon - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/118310.html Real Names of Celebrities - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/112479.html Villagers Apologize For Eating Missionary - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/112480.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Computers, Programmers, Nerds, Microsoft http://www.strangepersons.com/content/category/120_1.html ================================== Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/ Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/ Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/ Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/ Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/ All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/ Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/ Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/ Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/ Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/ Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/ Hurricanes - Lightning Tsunamis - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/ ========================== ********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!) 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