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Vol 871 - Jan. 24, 2010 - Top 10 Differences Between Cats & Dogs
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"Cat" Quotes
Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs and patronizes human beings. - Oliver Herford
Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. - Lillian Johnson
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. - Garrison Keillor
If cats could talk, they would lie to you. - Rob Kopack
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - -Top 10 Differences Between Cats & Dogs
Top 10 Dog & Cat Characteristics
10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you.
9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.
8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse.
6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap.
5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.
4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.
3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away.
2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes.
1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
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