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Vol 922 - July 21, 2010 - Strange Truisms
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Strange Quotes:
"A lot of people would rather tour sewers than visit their cousins." - Jane Howard
"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year." - Victor Borge
"In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'" - Tom Lehrer
"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." - Mark Twain
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." - Mark Russell
"Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female." - Desmond Morris
"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer." - Paul Ehrlich
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Truisms
Submitted by J, L, CR & TJ Morrison
TRUISMS #1
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP:
Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
KLEENEX:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
TRUISMS #2
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:
Something other people have. You have character lines. Ha!
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