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Vol 928 - August 11, 2010 - Beer Label Warnings
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Strange Celebrity Quotes:
Have you been playing a long time?… -- Queen Elizabeth II, to rock legend Eric Clapton
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test… -- Prince Philip
I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don't have to speak… -- Linda Evangelista
I catnap now and then...but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time… -- Martha Stewart
I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day… -- Linda Evangelista
I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to… -- Linda Evangalista
I don't think about anything too much. If I think too much… -- Pamela Anderson
I feel my best when I'm happy… -- Winona Ryder
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada… -- Britney Spears
I like most of the places I've been to, but I've never really wanted to go to Japan… -- Britney Spears
I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes… -- Mariah Carey, on death of King of Jordan
I never knew a guitar player worth a damn… -- Vernon Presley, to his young son Elvis
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Beer Label Warnings
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. (Apparently this has happened to several people?!)
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
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USS RAMAGE DDG-61 - GUIDED MISSLE DESTROYER - GREAT BOW ON SHOT! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/167156.html
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STRANGE ARMORED ARMADILLO - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/167161.html
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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SS - MISC - ALL SPORTS - GYMNASTICS - HORSE RACING - SKYDIVING
http://www.strangesports.com/content/category/100032_1.html
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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week
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Words to Live By at Work - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/114820.html
The Top Ten Lies Of Business Gurus!!! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/113222.html
Top Ten Slogans Rejected by Venture Capitalists - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/113223.html
Strange Tips and Hints - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/114317.html
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The Featured New Category This Week - Interesting & Fun Tests, Games, Quizzes
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