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You Might be From Colorado if...
You might be from Colorado if...*
* You personally wouldn't pay $10 per head to drive up Pikes Peak unless it was the only mountain on earth, but you tell all y our out-of-town house guests to do it.
* You own a big dog named Aspen, Buck, Cheyenne or Dakota and your dog wears a bandana.
* Your SUV tire size exceeds your IQ.
* You think gun control is not dropping it.
* The entire top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
* You get depressed after one day of foggy weather.
* North means "mountains to the left," south is "mountains to the right," and east and west are where all those damned liberals keep moving in from.
* You've ever stood on solid ground and looked down on an airplane in flight.
* You can run up 10 flights of stairs without huffing and puffing.
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