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The Economy is Sooooo Bad.............
- The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words. - It’s so bad, Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies. - The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart. - The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, “This is a robbery!” - The economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU! - The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty. - The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying one roll of toilet paper. - It’s so bad, the Lone Ranger sold his silver bullets on Ebay. - The economy is so bad that 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure. • The economy is so bad, that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. • The economy is so bad, that when I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" • The economy is so bad, that CEO's are now playing miniature golf. • The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them. • The economy is so bad, Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. • The economy is so bad, parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learned their children's names. • The economy is so bad, a truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico. • The economy is so bad, Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. • The economy is so bad, people in Africa are donating money to Americans. • The economy is so bad, Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. • The economy is so bad, Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen |
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