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Should We Replace Obama with a Cardboard Cutout?
Posted by Frank J. on December 11, 2009 at 1:04 pm When Obama didn’t show up at an event in Norway, they used a cardboard cutout of him instead. That got me thinking: What an awesome idea! Maybe we should replace our Obama with a cardboard cutout. Let’s weigh the advantages and disadvantages: ADVANTAGES OF CARDBOARD CUTOUT OBAMA * Less deleterious to bipartisanship. * Would not seek out new spending. * Would not bow to foreign leaders (if weighted down against wind). * Does just as much as real Obama to earn a Nobel Peace Prize. * Does not have radical friends. * Just as charismatic and inspirational as real Obama. * Will not walk into doors and windows. * Doesn’t talk about self all the time. * As concerned about the economy as real Obama. * Is neutral on the issue of rough treatment of terrorists. * As much practical experience as real Obama… even more if the cardboard was a box before becoming Obama. * Not influenced by corrupt Chicago political practices. * Not a socialist. * No desire to be on TV everyday. DISADVANTAGES OF CARDBOARD CUTOUT OBAMA * Can’t read from teleprompter. * Would actually take even longer than real Obama on important decisions like troops for Afghanistan. * No birth certificate and even more suspicions of being born outside the country due to “Made in China” label. Looks like it’s worth considering. |
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