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Strange Lost Baggage Stories
Strange but true...
2) Will's Experience at Gatwick Baggage Claim
After his return from Rome, Will couldn't find his luggage in the London Gatwick airport baggage area. So he went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn't shown up on the carousel. She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.
'Now', she asked Will, 'has your plane arrived yet?'
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3) Guy's Experience at Heathrow
At the airline check in at London Heathrow, Guy has three bags. He puts them down and says to the young lady, 'I'd like you to send this one to Los Angeles, that one to Hong Kong and the last one to Durban.' Her face shows signs of confusion before her training takes over and she says, 'I'm afraid we can't do that, sir.'
'Why not?' demands Guy, 'you did the last time I flew with you.' I have the picture!
Luggage disembowel
Hilarious and Funny Items In London Transport "Lost Property Office"
Ten Unusual Baggage Left Behind On London's Public Transport System
1. Samurai sword
2. Prosthetic arm
3. A coffin
4. A stuffed fox
5. A puffer fish
6. A lawnmower
7. A park bench
8. WW2 gas masks
9. A home vasectomy kit
10. A pair of breast implants
Funny Lost Baggage
However, the toothless man who came in one day asking for his dentures was less fortunate. He brought back what he had identified as his own set a few hours later, complaining of "rubbing".
Will and Guy have learned that in the 1960s, the most popular thing found was umbrellas. Over 90,000 were lost in a typical year, we were informed. The number handed in today is nearer 7,000. However, there are shelves full of clothing, bags and books which dominate among the near-200,000 items recovered each year.
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